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There’s a reason why American kids are so good at Instagram. It’s because when they’re on Instagram, their number one priority is Instagram. There’s a reason why American kids don’t know that the square root of nine Canada Goose sale is three or that i comes before e except after c. It’s because the top priority in school is no longer school it’s Canada Goose Jackets leisure. Or liesure, though that doesn’t really look right.

When school is in the news, it’s about kids who want to pray during pep rallies or teens suing their principal for the right to go bottomless or, oh, I don’t know, a girl being allowed to compete on the boys’ cheerleading squad. And that’s fine. I understand that school is a complex social environment.

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People not the lunatic loser parents who live and die by whether or not their kid’s soccer team makes it to regionals, but regular people say that academics are important. And regular people say that sports aren’t really that important. But I’ve never heard anyone ask why, when it comes to school, it’s readily accepted that a student’s sporting event takes precedence over class. It’s a reasonable question to ask of the regular people. No??

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True story. Recently, I received a fundraising letter from Binghamton University, the fine school from where I earned my master’s degree (in juggling). The letter starts out this way, word for word. “During her freshman year, Demi, a Binghamton University softball student athlete, found the demands of balancing practice and study time to be especially challenging.” The letter goes on to ask me for fifty bucks to support academic counseling for students like Demi. I’m serious. This was a real letter. So here’s my question to the Director of Athletics at Binghamton University. Why the fk do I give a st if Demi can’t balance her study time and softball practice?! Here’s an idea. skip practice! Or, better yet, quit the fcking softball team!! Jesus, when I was in college, I had trouble balancing my study time and getting hammered four times a week. But I didn’t expect people to give me money for it.

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